Post up your math jokes
Person 1: My friend is in pretty bad shape.
Person 2: Oh really? What happened?
Person 1: His calculus text book fell of the shelf and hit him on the head.
Person 2: Wow, is it serious?
Person 1: Well, he ended up in L'Hopital.
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Heck yes, post them. Surveys show 4 out of every 3 people like math jokes..
How do you keep warm in a cold room? Always go to the corner, it's 90 degrees...
What do you call an empty parrot cage?? A poly gone.....
Times square is a math teachers favorite vacation destination....
Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? Because he is never right....
A farmer counted 396 cows in his field, but when he rounded them up he had 400......
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H2O *3 = ICE
Sorry, its the best I can do on short notice.
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if your friend says it is twice as cold as yesterday , and yesterday was 0*,
how cold is it
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Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it is never right😉
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Bob: How did you do so well in business? You were always horrible in math back in school!
Paul: I bought stuff for $1 and sold it for $3; that two percent profit worked out OK!
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There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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4/3 of the people don't understand fractions.
6 out of 7 dwarfs are not Happy.
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As you know I have a full entourage of millennial nerds that I am paid to be nice to.
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Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it is never right😉
That's acute joke.
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funny stuff take the time to watch on you tube 'as a kid pa and ma kettle taught me math
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bfq5kju627c9 -
What did you learn in school today BillyBob?
pi r squared.
Well BillyBob are you sure, everyone knows cornbread are square and pie are round
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BAZINGA!
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This is great
7x13= 28
Abbot and costello
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There are three kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who can't.
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I divide you by 2 amongst the People I do not like.
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Two statisticians go bird hunting. The first one fires at the bird but overshoots by 5 feet. The second one fires and undershoots the bird by 5 feet. They both give each other a high-five and say "Got it!".
A newlywed husband is discouraged by his wife's obsession with mathematics. Afraid of being second fiddle to her profession, he finally confronts her: "Do you love math more than me?" "Of course not, dear - I love you much more!" Happy, although sceptical, he challenges her: "Well, then prove it!" Pondering a bit, she responds: "Ok... Let epsilon be greater than zero..."
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The largest knight at The Round Table was Sir Cumference; he ate too much pi.
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If you can't see a secant, it's a sine you've gone off on a tangent. 0 -
my son teaches math at WVU, calculus and calculus III, he is allways spouting off the odds of certain things and says the lottery is a joke, I said you have a 50% chance of winning, I told him why you have 50-50 chance of winning. you will either win or lose, he just shakes his head...... 0 -
And then the devil said "Let's put the alphabet in math". 3 -
Two Missouri fellers got a straight truck to haul hay to Arkansas. They bought the hay for $1 a bale and sold it for $10 for 10 bales. After a few trips it became apparent that they were not getting ahead. Clem pondered upon this situation for a spell, then announced- "Zeke, we got to get us a trailer to pull behind the truck!" 0
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