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  • charliemeyer007

    Your link didn't work for me. My aunt (uncle charlie's wife) shot them with his Colt woodsman. I would have like to have that pistol. However, I did get his brothers HD Military and its a wonderfully accurate pistol.

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  • kimi
    charliemeyer007: 31534549560347/comments/31534527724059

    Your link didn't work for me. My aunt (uncle charlie's wife) shot them with his Colt woodsman. I would have like to have that pistol. However, I did get his brothers HD Military and its a wonderfully accurate pistol.

    That sounds like fun. The video link I posted was about a fellow using gasoline and it blew his lawn up! 😀

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  • cbxjeff

    Check with B. Murray. 😀

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  • charliemeyer007

    I think I saw that vid, poor dogs, its a wonder they didn't get hurt.

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  • TRAP55

    Kimi, is this it?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNbQkZ7B3QE

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  • gruntled2

    A local radio program ran a contest a long time ago where the first prize was to be a 16 ton block of granite for the best idea of how to use it. My favorite suggestion was the guy who wanted to bounce it on his lawn to kill the gophers.

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Everyone knows that you use the ACME Gopher Eradicator.


    As demonstrated by Wiley E. Coyote.


    A 16ton block of Granite may come in towards the end, when our friend Wiley gets squashed.

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  • hillbille

    just get you a couple loose female gophers willing to do anything, throw em over the fence into your neighbors yard, within the week your gopher trouble will now be your neighbors.......

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  • discusdad

    subcontract it out to Marvin


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  • kimi
    TRAP55: 31534549560347/comments/31534542994971

    Kimi, is this it?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNbQkZ7B3QE

    That's it Trap! Thank you!!!

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  • TRAP55

    You can almost hear those two Beagles "This isn't going to go well, who's holding his beer?".

    Back in the 80's when I lived down in Fresno, rich dad let his two sons live in one of his ranches on the northeast part of Clovis. The fig orchard between the house and road was full of ground squirrels. Dumb and Dumber decide it's a good idea to run a hose from the house propane tank, out to the squirrel holes, and ignite it. The problem was, they didn't know how much, was too much.

    The resulting blast uprooted trees, left bomb sized craters all over the orchard, and knocked windows out in neighboring houses. Both of them ended up in the ER with cuts and burns. This happened shortly after the Harvey's casino bombing, and the perps had tested their explosives out that way. So the ATF, FBI, and the Sheriffs all showed up in force, which blocked the firetruck access to the raging grass fire caused by burning squirrels running out into the pasture land. It burned all day, and all night until the air tankers got it under control. Daddy big bucks got the bill for the fire, and all the damage to the the surrounding houses.

    The surviving squirrels, have repopulated what's left of the orchard.

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  • kimi

    Funny as all get out and sad, too! You're right about the Beagles, they watched every move!

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  • Mr. Perfect
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    I've always used a .22 rifle!

    Hit one and it never returns! LOL

    ^^^^----- This.

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  • Butchdog2

    Rat terrier if possible, poison gopher/mole gummies works good, just be sure they are legal.

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  • mac10

    leave work application by there holes they will begone quick

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    I like how after it happened, he looked around the corner. I could hear him thinking, "My Wife is gonna KILL me."

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