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A Funny Cop Joke

Brookwood

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. Amazing, he thought as he flew down I-94, pushing the pedal even more.

Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a state trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, What am I doing? I'm too old for this, and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.

Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a state trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.


😁

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  • Ruger4me

    So, you also saw that old joke on FB today...

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  • Brookwood

    Some old ones are new to me. 😁

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  • scooterdriver

    I don’t care where it came from, it’s still funny. Thanks Brookwood.

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  • dunbarboyz

    That was told to me by a Michigan State Trooper. After I gave him my drivers license.

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  • chme

    Son-in-law is a deputy. Was going to be running training meeting, daughter was to swing by doughnut shop, pick up doughnuts for meeting. On the way she got pulled over by a Statey. Walked up to the car, said "Ma'am- do you know why I stopped you?"

    Without saying a word or breaking eye contact, she picked up one of the boxes of a dozen Krispy Kremes on the front seat.

    Statey started laughing so hard, he could not write her the ticket.

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  • Ditch-Runner

    Some times making some one smile goes a long way

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