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Twiddling your thumbs. How many more outdated expressions can you come up with??

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  • Merlinnv12

    “An old wives’ tale”

    ”knee high to a grasshopper”

    ”cuter than a bug’s ear”

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  • hillbille

    look up his number in phone book, or better yet call him from phone booth.......


    what put the knot in your undies???????


    cuttin the rug....

    0
  • love2shoot

    Runs like a raped ape

    See here now!

    Hard to tell not knowing

    Don't make me stop this car!

    I'll hit you so hard that when you come to, your clothes will be out of style!

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  • Brookwood

    Fiddle Sticks


    Give me five


    No rhyme nor reason


    Let's do lunch


    Go answer the phone (hanging on the wall in another room)


    No bones about it


    Ring around the collar


    Step on a crack, break your mothers back


    Please, please, don't be a litter bug cause every litter bit hoits (hurts)


    Go ahead, knock it off, I dare ya

    6
  • US Military Guy

    Proud to be an American

    ?

    3
  • ridgleyart

    I was watching a very old boxing video and the announcer said, "He hit him so hard he knocked him to the queer side of the street.". Never heard it before or since.

    3
  • Brookwood

    Eenie meany miney moe catch a..... never mind 😮

    3
  • buddyb

    When its all said and done,there is usually more said than done.

    0
  • varian

    my dad used to tell me i " wasted enough food to feed Coxeys army".

    0
  • iceracerx

    Use your head for something other than a hat rack.

    0
  • bs233jl

    Dumber than a bag of rocks.. slicker than snot on a door knob...fat people sweat...

    0
  • dunbarboyz

    Don't trip over what is behind you.

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  • Grasshopper

    Check your oil for you?

    0
  • Grasshopper

    "Give me $3.00 worth." "Regular or ethyl?"

    0
  • austin20

    Turn the channel

    crank up your window

    dial my number

    send a memo

    0
  • Ambrose

    "What you don't know won't hurt you."

    ???

    0
  • pulsarnc

    About as long as Pat stayed in the army

    fine as frog hair and not half as dusty


    tighter than dicks hatband

    0
  • Grunt2

    "You don't have enough sense to pound sand in a rat hole"...(Usually preceded by boot to butt)...

    0
  • Chief Shaway

    Up your nose with a rubber hose.

    6
  • select-fire

    Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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  • jimdeere

    You don’t know your butt from a hole in the ground.

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  • Merlinnv12

    Tighter than a bull’s arse at fly time.

    Colder than a well-digger’s arse.

    Watch your P’s and Q’s.

    Hotter than a witch’s boob at Halloween.

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  • Butchdog2

    If'in that don't take the rag of the bush.

    Steep as a mules face

    Quicker than an electric cat.

    Can't carry a tune in a bucket.

    Looks like two bobcats fighting in a sack.

    Butt ugly.


    Got to take a break, over loaded the noggin trying to remember.

    3
  • Merlinnv12

    Couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn even if inside it?

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  • Butchdog2

    With all the doors and windows shut.

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  • Rocky Raab

    Drop a dime

    Long distance operator, please

    Pull the choke

    A little dab'll do ya

    LSMFT

    Took him to the woodshed

    Go ahead, it's your nickel

    3
  • Butchdog2

    LSMFT, L ucky S tike M eans F ine T obacco

    Or L oose S trap M eans F lopp *****

    3
  • asop

    My dear departed Mother used to use this saying as not a derogatory nor racist statement but just to describe something very shinny. "Shinny as a n------ heal"

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  • TRAP55

    "Why Not?...It's a free country!"

    0
  • danielgage

    it's not Gee Hawing

    can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear

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