For you long time married guys
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It isn't that I don't get to speak, (alto that can be a problem!) the problem is she doesn't listen, then later tells me I should have told her about [whatever] and cranks on me when I tell her "I did!" Which of course immediantly goes to "You did not!"
My son-in-law just bought me a coffee mug that says "To bad [female dog]ing doesn't burn calories!" and told me that when she starts doing her female dog imitation I am to hold up the mug for her to read!! For some reason she wasn't real happy with either of us!! 😂😋😂
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My wife's brother always liked to refer to himself as the Italian Stallion in his younger days. I would always laugh at him and sing that old Mac Davis tune about "Oh Lord It's Hard To Be Humble" and then remind him that his sister I married was Sicilian.
He would then just turn red and call me a cradle robber. Said she was just sweet 16 when we met. Married her just days after she turned 17. I had just turned 18. We were born exactly one year and one day apart. Our 47th anniversary is coming up next month.
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Threads like these only show me how fortunate I am to have a great Wife.
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Threads like these only show me how fortunate I am to have a great Wife.
Same here. 😁
Joe
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Bubba Jr.: 31514483803803/comments/31514465008923
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Same here. 😁
Joe
Same here....coming up on 40 years in a few months.....
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Mine does that too 🙃😂
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52 and counting, praise the Lord!
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I'm the boss in our house but my wife makes all the decisions...
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I wear the pants in this house and my wife told me I could say that!
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I cannot help myself when I read posts about "Grouch Attack", I laugh until my gut hurts and tears start to flow!
You really have to love someone a lot to get away with this stuff!!!!
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"She who shall be obeyed" and I have been married 50 years. I have developed selective hearing, it is a blessing!! 😎
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well i am 71 and have been single for the last ten years, i kind of enjoy making my own decisions, but also miss having someone to share thing with at times. to each his own.
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I gave one of my good friends a Beer Cozy that said -
"I have not spoken to my Wife in 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her when she's talking." 😂
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"She who shall be obeyed" and I have been married 50 years. I have developed selective hearing, it is a blessing!! 😎
It's ShewhoMUSTbeobeyed. 47 years & counting, counting, counting.............
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MY Father in law said that he was ," The Head Of The House " , but the wife was, "The Neck That Turns The Head".🙂
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I rule the roost but my wife rules the rooster! (According to her).
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Threads like these only show me how fortunate I am to have a great Wife.
Me too. 47 years last month.
I am still trying to decide if she's a keeper, though.
I am beginning to think she might be.
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"I cannot help myself when I read posts about "Grouch Attack", I laugh until my gut hurts and tears start to flow!"
In that case, I can give you stories that will put you in intensive care. The only reason she's still living here is I can't bear to break up the family farm and I can't afford to buy her out. I don't make that stuff up, it's real and even more painful than it sounds.
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Looks like the end of 1972 & the beginning of 1973 was a sad time. Three of us. As best I recall that was about when they changed the tax law from favoring married people to penalizing them.
My bad, that puts me at 48.
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51 years with this one. It only seems like 151. 😒
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This will be our 43 rd in June and sorry. To say I still have not. Learned to shut up and just say yes dear
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My wife informed me we were married 3 years before the Ice Bowl, which would make 56 for me.
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The church was full when half way through the service there was a terrible ruckus. The altar filled with an acrid black smoke. There was thunder & lighting. Then a ghastly, dark figure appeared. The clergy & parishioners all fled, with the exception of one little old man. The figure glared at the old man & asked, "Do you know who I am?" The old man answered, " Yeah, sure, you're Satan, The Devil, Beelzebub." And Satan asked, "Aren't you afraid of me?" And the old man answered, "Why, I've been married to your sister for 43 years."
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OMG. That is too funny 😂
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"OMG. That is too funny"
And SOOOO true
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