Long Life

4205raymond

November 10, 2021 19:09

An elderly, but hardy cattleman from Texas once told a young female neighbor that if she wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on her oatmeal each morning. She did this religiously and lived to the ripe old age of 103. She left behind 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 21 great -grandchildren, five great-great-grandchildren and a 40 foot HOLE where the crematorium used to be.

Happy Veterans Day to all you powder burners and thank you for your service!

Borrowed from my Army buddy John in Piedmont, SC.----------------------------------Ray

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  Grunt2

  November 10, 2021 21:26

  🤣😂🤣...

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  select-fire

  November 10, 2021 22:51

  😃

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  montanajoe

  • Community moderator

  November 11, 2021 03:23

  😄😄

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  Brookwood

  November 11, 2021 08:34

  😂 I just had to steal that one Ray!

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