Finish this sentence...
"If you give a man a fish, he will be hungry tomorrow. If you teach a man to fish, ...."
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He will still be hungry, but he will have an excuse to fill a cooler with beer...
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His wife won't see him much but his fishing buddies will. Bob
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he’ll buy a boat…and a new truck to haul it…and a new garage to store both.
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He will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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He will get a camera and hold them close to the lens to make them look larger
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He can mount his catch on the wall
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You will have feed him for a life time.
Problem is, then he knows you know how to do things, and he’ll want you to show him how to fix his leaking facet, show him how to lay cement, re-wire his house, I mean you just created a pest for your self. Only kidding, it’s nice to have pests, I mean friends.
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he will curse you for his new hobby.
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His WIFE will curse you for his new hobby.
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And you will have taught him how to spend 4 times as much for things he can buy at the market.
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he will want to borrow your boat and truck
after all your the one who hooked him
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You will have sent him over to the ‘Fishing Hole’ section of the forums!
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He will remind you the next day that he doesn't even like to eat fish and ask if you have any spare steaks in your freezer!
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You have also taught him how to lie about the size of fish he caught and the one that got away. (and to lie about other things)
He will start lying so much that he will get into politics.
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He bought a cartoon and fixed his dynamo to his washing machine then burped out the alphabet backwards while pulling the hook out of his big toe. When he is done building his nest he will fly a 737 to the sun.
Just filling in for owles.
Joe
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... you better damn well have some idea how to fish yourself or you're wasting everyone's time.
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