As I sleepily poured 1/2 and 1/2 in my coffee, I asked myself, why did the 1/2 and 1/2 go plop plop?
If your 1/2 and 1/2 goes plop, plop it is never a good thing. Curdled milk is really nasty. To make matters worse, since I can never leave well enough alone, I had to sniff the 1/2 and 1/2 to see how bad it was. Who is stupid enough to sniff milk when it makes the plop, plop sound?
Me.
Oh well, I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer!! 😂
My day is off to a roaring start!!
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You know, the wouldn't happen if you simply drink it black, just the way it comes from Juan Valdez's burro...
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That made me remember a drink called Cement Mixer. In a shot glass 1 1/2 ounces Irish cream liqueur and 1/2 ounce lime juice. Let the hilarity ensue.
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Ha ha ha......I typically smell something I know I shouldn't and then INSIST that Larry do it too.....so at least you aren't sharing the smell with your loved ones like I do.
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did it also go Fizz Fizz
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"From Juan Valdez'es donkey" Yeah, that is about how that brand tastes alright.
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See, it ain't that hard to make your own cottage cheese!😁 Bob
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dreher, are you sure that Amber wasn't around?
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How can a woman say that act was a practicle joke that went wrong. Sounds to me like she ain't house broke!
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Think probiotics😫
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That was a standard occurrence back in my single days (many, many mango seasons ago). 😣
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Ewwww,,,,,
LOL
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dreher - I forgot to ask did you put it back in the fridge?
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I find stuff like that in our fridge frequently. A while back I asked Grouch Attack how long XYZ had been in the fridge. She responded with "You didn't eat it did you?" There ensued a fairly in-depth clean out of moldy, clotty, unidentifiable substances from both fridges. If I didn't recognize it, the cats got it.
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Yosh, no it did not go back into the refrigerator. I did something even dumber. Instead of capping it tightly and putting it in the trash, I poured it into the sink thinking it would go down the drain. This would have worked if I had removed the drain basket first but oh no, why would I do something smart?? All the "cheese" caught in the drain basket. Smelling curdled milk while trying to get the drain basket clean was so much fun!😝
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I suppose you could add some yeast and sugar to it and let it ferment a bit. Then, added to the coffee will either give you a buzz or put you sick in bed for a day or two. 😁
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If it happened prior to your first cup of coffee it's excusable at least.
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If I don't like the look of it, I offer it to the cats. If the cats won't eat it, I offer it to the dogs. If the dogs won't eat it, at least it's far enough from the house that I can't smell it.
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A ruined cuppa is bad, but not as bad as pouring some plop plop into a nice big bowl of Cheerios and fruit. That's a heartbreaker and an appetite killer.
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Plop, plop into your Cheerios is bad but having to put fresh fruit in the trash is just so wrong!!
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Reminds me of dropping a rotten egg into a bowl full of good eggs. It has been a very long time since I ran into any rotten eggs but such a memory will never be forgotten!
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Once you get past the smell, you got it licked ! ... 😉😋
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