Old commercial "ditties"
"Pop-Pop-Fizz-Fizz, oh what a relief it is. What was the product? Have any others?
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Played to the tune of the 1812 Overture: "It is the cereal that is shot from guns" Puffed Wheat
The cigarette commercial "A silly millimeter longer" 101 was the short lived brand name.
Then there was that one with the young Italian boy, forgot his name but the song and kids running to the tune: " There having Beefaroni. My words may be a bit off but......"Beefaroni's really neat, Beefaroni's fun to eat, Beefaroni's really sweet, Hurray! We're having Beefaroni!!"
I recently bought a can of that stuff because it was on sale and I hadn't had it in some 50 years or so. It was just pure crap and really gross!! The "BEEF" they use in that stuff is akin to Taco Bell floor droppings where the 10 second rule was extended to a full week on the floor!
I wish that Frito's would bring back their Frito Bandito! 😁
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LSMFT. Wasnt that ad from a sweater company promoting tight sweaters?
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Something to do with a loose strap?
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"Grab a bucket and mop. Scrub the bottom and top. There is nothing so clean, as my burger machine!
You deserve a break today. So get up and get away to .........!"
Bob
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Brookwood: 30445076391195/comments/30445105522331
Played to the tune of the 1812 Overture: "It is the cereal that is shot from guns" Puffed Wheat
The cigarette commercial "A silly millimeter longer" 101 was the short lived brand name.
Then there was that one with the young Italian boy, forgot his name but the song and kids running to the tune: " There having Beefaroni. My words may be a bit off but......"Beefaroni's really neat, Beefaroni's fun to eat, Beefaroni's really sweet, Hurray! We're having Beefaroni!!"
I recently bought a can of that stuff because it was on sale and I hadn't had it in some 50 years or so. It was just pure crap and really gross!! The "BEEF" they use in that stuff is akin to Taco Bell floor droppings where the 10 second rule was extended to a full week on the floor!
I wish that Frito's would bring back their Frito Bandito! 😁
I think there would be a loud commotion if they started using the old Frito Bandito song !!!! 😲
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love2shoot: 30445076391195/comments/30445105617819
LSMFT. Wasnt that ad from a sweater company promoting tight sweaters?
Adolescent boys saying, "Loose Straps Mean Floppy T+++++++!" Dang! I am old!
How about "The Quicker-picker-upper"
"It's not a car, it's a Volkswagen"
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Butchdog2: 30445076391195/comments/30445067375515
Something to do with a loose strap?
Yes! Loose Strap Means Floppy Teat!
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please don't squeeze the...........
and I can't remember the tag line but remember Marge, the polmalive lady.............
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forgemonkey: 30445076391195/comments/30445096917275
Not a product, but funny ,,,,,,
Sis ,,,,,, boom ,,,,,, bah ; ,,,,,,,,,, The sound of an exploding sheep !! ,,,,,,,,,,,, (Johnny Carson) 🤣
he allways used to say Hermetically ? (spelling) sealed, when he was handed the envelope and doing the future telling skit...........never knew if that really meant something or if he just made up the word.
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hillbille: 30445076391195/comments/30445099466139
please don't squeeze the...........
and I can't remember the tag line but remember Marge, the polmalive lady.............
"You're soaking in it".
Don
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Take a _______ and quite suffering.
In the valley of the "Ho-Ho-Ho" green giant.
________the foaming cleanser, floats the dirt right down the drain.
"Farfel" used to say "N-E-S-T-L-E-S", Nestly makes the very best- chocolate.
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Winston tastes bad like the last one I had,
no filter, no flavor, just the cotton pickin' paper.
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No filter, no flavor, just wrapped in used toilet paper is the way I heard it eons ago.
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Am I the only one who misread ditties? I was afraid to open this post.
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Mr. Perfect: 30445076391195/comments/
Am I the only one who misread ditties? I was afraid to open this post.
Yes. Don
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The last "ditty" I looked into was about some kid named Jack who had a thing for a gal named Dianne.
The author had some trouble identifying himself between a cougar and a melon but he must have figured it all out at camp.
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Back in the day, many of these ditties came from the public via jingle contests. Now they come from advertising consultant firms. I recently heard a comedian on Laugh USA do a bit on what the Liberty Mutual Insurance board must have initially thought when their ad consultant presented the mega-bucks jingle, "Liberty, Liberty, Lib-er-ty. Lib-er-ty." Hilarious!
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Don't think I saw this yet...
A little dab'll do ya
As a side note, If I were Dinah Shore's kid, I'd have a really neat name.
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Apparently Don must be a member of Liberty Mutual's ad consultant firm.
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Whoever came up with that LiMu emu ought to be shot.
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This new commercial from Amazon about a mother talking to her daughter.......
A mom decides to give her teenage daughter "the talk." She explains that although her daughter might feel the urge ... to buy things at full price, Amazon has low prices on everyday essentials and free shipping on millions of items. During this talk about safe spending, the teenager asks about the meaning behind "bang for your buck."
Amazon TV Spot, 'Savings Talk' - iSpot.tv
😮
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Brookwood: 30445076391195/comments/30445119026971
The last "ditty" I looked into was about some kid named Jack who had a thing for a gal named Dianne.
The author had some trouble identifying himself between a cougar and a melon but he must have figured it all out at camp.
So which camp are you in the cougar camp or the melon camp
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Rocky, apparently it works for them . It got your attention . Did whats its supposed to do . And yes I agree it sucks .
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@austin20 I can't speak for Brookwood but i preferred the cougar version...
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So which camp are you in the cougar camp or the melon camp
You know austin, at my age a cougar would have to be older than dirt to fit the definition. 😁
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Rocky:Brill-Cream🤔
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Ruger4me: 30445076391195/comments/
@austin20 I can't speak for Brookwood but i preferred the cougar version...
yes but the cougar would still need decent melons...............
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"And I have power to pass".
"Like father like son".
"Now there's something meatier".
"With fine Corinthian leather".
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