GRANDPA JOKE
Grandpa is out working in his shop when little Johnny comes in and asks him,”Grandpa, can you croak?” And grandpa says,” you mean like a frog?” And little Johnny says, “I guess so”. Grandpa says, “why do you ask?”
And little Johnny says, “ well, grandma said that when you croak, she will take me to Disneyland “!
24
-
😲
0 -
You owe me a spilled beer over that one...
0 -
🤣🤣
0 -
toad67: 30429256518683/comments/30429188888603
You owe me a spilled beer over that one...
You got it. We’re not too far apart.
3 -
At my granddaughter’s wedding, the DJ polled the guests to see who had been married longest.
It turned out to be my husband and I. The DJ asked us, “What advice would you give to the newly-married couple?”
I said, “The three most important words in a marriage are, ‘You’re probably right.”
Everyone then looked at my husband and he said, “She’s probably right.”
3
Please sign in to leave a comment.
Comments
5 comments