Done my part (jokes)
A girl knocked on my door today…
Asking for a donation for the local swimming pool…. so I gave her a glass of water
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A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
They gave me another one free of charge.
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That's funny! I tried to order a Mohair sweater at that very same store but was told that they have been out of them since Moe died back in '75.
🙄
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After eating my meal at a Cafe I asked the waitress if she accepts tips?
When she said yes I said "Plant your corn early this year"
Jed Clampett used the same tip when they told him to tip the chauffer.
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Best tip:
One good turn....gets most of the blankets😉
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😃😃
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Yes. You have done enough. 😁
Stop.
Please Stop. 🙄
(And) I will add another good "tip."
"Don't play with Rattlesnake's." 😮
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My first State Park boss liked to tell waitresses as a tip, "A rolling dog gathers no bones." - then wondered why his drink tasted like soap next time he came in.
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This place is simply getting out of control.
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Do you know how cold it was in Mississippi? Tuplio.
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Better
Tip "Never Look Directly Into The Sun"😎
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Best tip left around here is "Don't take any wooden nickels"
Probably the reason most eateries now add the tip to the bill.
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There's a sign at a local brew/food joint that uses a staff tip system (where it is split so the service is awesome because everyone waits on everyone). It says:
"Put in the tip, just the tip. The bigger it is the better it will feel".
😁😂🤣
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