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Mashed potatoes and The 5 second Rule

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  • dcon12

    How hungry are you? Don

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  • Butchdog3

    Depends on how hungry you are and how many vittles are available.

    I am sure we have all eaten a hair or 3 over the years.

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  • jimdeere

    And why does buttered toast always land with the butter side down?

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  • asphalt cowboy
    dcon12: 30333757205147/comments/30333788251291

    How hungry are you? Don

    Mashed taters? I'd have to hungry enough to chew the butt off a roadkill skunk. or eat taco bell

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  • Brookwood

    That question was answered long, long, ago back in the days of the Wild West.


    Just where do you thing the expression "TRUE GRIT" came from?

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  • Ditch-Runner

    Is anyone looking

    Then don't tell

    Only the dog and cat will know odds are you share every thing else with them

    Pet them then eat your sandwich comes to mind

    Besides ever read by law how much fecal and rat bug parts are allowed in all our food

    Pick out the dog hair and have at it

    I would wager you have had a mouth full of hair

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  • Mobuck

    I dropped some cookies a few days ago. Picked them up, brushed off the grit, and put them back in the container.

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  • Ruger4me

    You just got to scrap as much as you can without getting the very bottom layer which is left for the dogs... or so I've heard... also as was said did anybody else see it happen besides the dogs?

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  • KL
    Ruger4me: 30333757205147/comments/30333771105051

    You just got to scrap as much as you can without getting the very bottom layer which is left for the dogs... or so I've heard... also as was said did anybody else see it happen besides the dogs?

    The dogs and I are the only witnesses. And they're not talking. They're sleepy from eating too many mashed potatoes.

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  • Ditch-Runner

    Many years ago on a job site

    Before start time some one or many would bring in doughnuts

    Two buddies both carpenters Sam and Bill since they were kids

    Had been friends for years still are if I had to guess if not dead

    Any way one morning we were eating the dougnuts one hit the ground in mostly sand dirt area

    Bill picked it up said Sam's late he will eat it

    We all made the comments as expected so bill scooped up some more sand grit sprinkled it on there it's better now

    So Sam shows up Bill said here Sam I saved one for you from the gang

    Good old Sam smiled said thanks and ate it

    we all being the considerate group just watched as most guys would do lol

    Someone ask Sam how was it he said it seemed a bit gritty but was OK


    Never trust your buddies lol

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  • cbxjeff

    Butchdog3, Let not get into your personal life. This is a family site. 😂

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  • Butchdog3

    Ha, Ha.

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  • paul b looney

    If'n it hits the floor, belongs to the dog. She's lucked out on shrimp, rice, blood pressure medicine. And you're not going to sneak anything by her. She hears all.

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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator

     blood pressure medicine


    Damm, that scares me there. Be careful.

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  • paul b looney

    Can't stop her. She's a little bolt of lightning.

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  • Lady Rae

    I don't think the 5 second rule counts with mashed potatoes... Cookies and m&ms yes 😎 if the dog's don't get it first.

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  • Mobuck

    Just don't chew the 'gritty' stuff as much.

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  • KenK/84Bravo
    jimdeere: 30333757205147/comments/30333769756571

    And why does buttered toast always land with the butter side down?

    Because it's heavier on that side Jim.

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  • KL
    jimdeere: 30333757205147/comments/30333769756571

    And why does buttered toast always land with the butter side down?

    And cats always land on their feet. I see an experiment coming: butter some toast, tie it to the back of our cat.

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  • hillbille
    KL: 30333757205147/comments/30333773212059

    https://forums.gunbroker.com/discussion/comment/11384072#Comment_11384072

    And cats always land on their feet. I see an experiment coming: butter some toast, tie it to the back of our cat.

    is the cat dead or alive???????

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  • bpost

    Scrape it all up and serve the hairy portion to someone else at the table, preferably someone with poor eyesight.

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  • KL
    hillbille: 30333757205147/comments/30333828040859

    https://forums.gunbroker.com/discussion/comment/11384188#Comment_11384188

    is the cat dead or alive???????

    Pipe down, Schrödinger..... 😁

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  • mike55
    paul b looney: 30333757205147/comments/30333838061979

    Can't stop her. She's a little bolt of lightning.

    If a dog eats something bad, like owners medicine.........FORCE feed the dog MILK. That WILL make the dog puke and MIGHT help get it out while on the way to the vets office!

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  • Mr. Perfect

    Someone actually did a study on it (no surprise really) and the conclusions were that mushy food like ice cream come back up off the floor with less harmful bacteria and such, because some of the infected food was left behind. It's when you had hard food like a cookie that you got more of the bad stuff.

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  • mohawk600

    this is a real forum question?..............man this place is not the same as it was when I joined 20 years ago.

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  • Lady Rae
    mohawk600: 30333757205147/comments/30333826941211

    this is a real forum question?..............man this place is not the same as it was when I joined 20 years ago.

    Sir, sometimes good old fashioned fun is needed in a troubled world.

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  • Butchdog3

    Jerry Clower says , "laughter is good medicine", I agree 100%.

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  • forgemonkey

    If you had a Microbiology class in college you just might have a different view of food handling.

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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8yW5cyXXRc


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  • Merlinnv12

    Joe, where the heck did you find that?!

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