Unemployed groaners
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter none of them work.
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thanks for keeping them coming I am doing a little grinning.
but don't give up your day job
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Lost my job as a drummer.... I'm sure there will be repercussions.
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Will this madness ever end? 😉
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Quit my job at the bike shop... I was two tired.
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😄😄😄
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Never play poker in the jungle, too many Cheetas.
Snake with a hard hat, boa constructor.
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Are we going with Confucius jokes next?
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Don McManus: 30332559049243/comments/30332584661147
Are we going with Confucius jokes next?
I'm allready Confuciused...............
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Got fired from the Gallo's, I couldn't get the hang of it....
Was fired from the State/County Road Department.....they bought shovels that stand up by themselves..
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My friend wanted to be an engineer until he heard they wouldn't let him honk the horn.
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Then there was the fellow who worked at the bakery cause he kneaded the dough but got fired for loafing.
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Don McManus: 30332559049243/comments/30332584661147
Are we going with Confucius jokes next?
Confucious say lady who fwy pwane upside down have cwack up.
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Confucius say "man who farts in church sits in his own pew"
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Man who stand on toilet, high on pot..
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My apologies to all.
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what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the floor?
Matt
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@...: 30332559049243/comments/30332621486363
what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the floor?
Matt
In the old days......it was......Second Base! 🤐
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Don McManus: 30332559049243/comments/30332645410587
My apologies to all.
you opened that can of worms not me
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I once offered a teddy bear dinner, he said "No thanks, I'm already stuffed."
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"Fifty yards to the outhouse by Willie Makeit.
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You guys just refuse to quit don't you!
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Edited by Bet He Didn't.
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what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs laying on the floor?
Matt
Funny thing about Matt... If you throw him in the ocean his name changes to Bob!
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Well if we're gonna go there...
Yellow River, by I.P. Freely
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NeoBlackdog: 30332559049243/comments/30332661412635
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Funny thing about Matt... If you throw him in the ocean his name changes to Bob!
but what do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?
Bob Barker
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not a groaner, but a good one:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “Wow! That’s the ugliest baby I’ve ever seen!”
The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “Go back up there and tell him off. I’ll hold your monkey for you.”
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What do you call a man with no legs/arms in the Ocean, (Bob) in Shark infested water?
Bait.
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I'm pretty sure you all know how to catch an elephant. But for those who don't.......
First you dig a very big, deep hole
Next, fill the hole with ashes
You then place peas all around it
When an elephant comes along and takes a pea, you just kick him in the ash hole!
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How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
He paints his toenails red!
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Works, I have never seen an elephant in any of the cherry trees around here.
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