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  • Merlinnv12

    My current schnauzer puppy, Rudy buddy. Before him it was Ruger booger. Rivets McDivots.

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  • Ditch-Runner

    Most of ours have nick names we have 13 cats and thee dogs

    We have just lumped a few into groups two of the girl cats we call them sisters or thing 1 and 2 but they know sisters

    We have two fuzzy cays that wondered in at different times so one is dark fuzzy one is orange fuzzy but just fuzzy gets both coming

    Tho boy cats we just call the orange Boys one is the fussy and one name is bird but orange Boys or o boys for short

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  • Brookwood

    We named our cat Junior mainly because when we got him from the shelter he was so tiny, he easily fit in the palm of my hand. I was going to name him Tiny but was overruled by the wife who reminded me how much I hated that ukulele playing Tiptoe through the Tulips guy.


    I call him J. R. sometimes but he will come to just about anything I call him. I'm also glad I didn't win back when we named him. He is now so FAT these days, Garfield would be proud!

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  • Oakie

    My little rescue Chihuahua Lilly, we call her silly Lilly. She won't let you near her, unless you lay down, then she will jump right on you. Our blind schnauzer Isabella, we call her dizzy Izzy. Constantly walking into furniture. I went from raising Labrador Retrievers for hunting, to these small guys and wouldn't ever go back.!!!!

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  • Brookwood

    I once owned a "Yorkie" named Mario. My kids helped give him a name during the time that video game was at its height in popularity. The smallest dog with the biggest disposition I have ever seen!! I called him BEAR because of that and always said if a Yorkie was a large breed they would make pit bulls look like butterfly's!

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  • jimdeere

    My 10 yr old golden retriever I call Dufus because that's what he is.

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  • brier-49

    Knuckleheads Smith & Wesson, cat sisters

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  • austin20
    Brookwood: 30327877577243/comments/30327903316123

    I once owned a "Yorkie" named Mario. My kids helped give him a name during the time that video game was at its height in popularity. The smallest dog with the biggest disposition I have ever seen!! I called him BEAR because of that and always said if a Yorkie was a large breed they would make pit bulls look like butterfly's!

    Years ago we had a yorkie the kids named Jasmine (think Aladdin movie)

    this is Bear. As a pup he looked like a Teddy Bear


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  • Mobuck

    Mork and Mindy

    If you've been around a while, you'll recognize the names.

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  • Warbirds

    My kids named our dog.


    His name is “Professor Cashmere”


    We call him “Cash”


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  • roswellnative

    Don Juan AKA DJ Stinky , Doodle Bird, Doodie

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    Weasel Head. Buddyroe, a few others.

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  • Ditch-Runner

    Part 2

    I was interrupted by a trip to the ER

    we have roadster found him on the road as a tiny lost kitten in the middle of no where

    Hobo my son named as he found him about 10 yrs ago on the RR old depot

    Stevie ray a blind cat about 11 yrs old we got she came from a local big box store as a sick tiny kitten so named her after the the two blind singers

    You would never know it just watching her though

    Bird because he has a sploch of white on his back that looks like a bird pooped on him

    Little mom cat we gained her when she was pregnant she is a tiny cat

    Handsome he was a stray that took time to make buddies with wire gave him the name just a big baby now

    As for the dogs butch our dachshund

    We call him butch weiner or weiner dog

    Our huskie has several names from laughti to betty bad a... s to bossy and so on depending on how she is acting at the time if you been around or owned a husky you will know

    Our pound hound Macie some times called little girl She is far from that

    I never liked cats but over time and the fact my wife loves them I gave in and make sure their all taken care of

    I don't want to discuss vet and food bills just say I could have the vacation home if not for the cost lol

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  • Merlinnv12
    jimdeere: 30327877577243/comments/30327893093531

    My 10 yr old golden retriever I call Dufus because that's what he is.

    We named our first Manx cat “Dufus”. Was a fun name and a great cat.

    That cat caused my wife and mother to start a Manx breeding, showing and selling program that lasted a long time. They eventually started breeding Scottish foot cats as well. Did very well in the show arena. I ended up building them a “Cat House”.

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  • mstrblaster

    Our Mini Aussie is named "Buddy". I have seen someone else on here with a dog named Buddy.

    My wife likes to call him "Honcho" when he gets rowdy!!

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  • scooterdriver

    Dog: Punkie Pookie. No idea why.

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  • bullshot

    I once had a cat named John.

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  • Lady Rae

    Wachel, you didn't really tell them you call me Kiddie Bob did you?

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  • Lady Rae

    Here is Bobby with his pet rooster Capt Cotton Ball...

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  • buddyb

    My dogs will come individually if I call them by name.If I call Mutts,they will both come.

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  • forgemonkey

    English Sitter ,,,,,,,,, "Stop That" ,,,,,

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  • Frogdog

    This is Raven…..aka “Snuffalo”…..aka “Snufflophagus”…….aka “Frogdog”….aka “Frogdogulous.”


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  • Mr. Perfect

    I call my dogs Maverick and Goose. And the cats Bogey and MiG.

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  • austin20
    Lady Rae: 30327877577243/comments/30327983900955

    https://us.v-cdn.net/6031683/uploads/OS64LXK2TV5Z/img-20230214-221524.jpg

    Here is Bobby with his pet rooster Capt Cotton Ball...

    I like that, maybe every dog should have his own pet I know our dog has two pets... Me and Wifey

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  • tnranger

    J J and Fat Freida (Beagles of Course). J J was a psychopath who loved his people, but hated everyone else and was a crackerjack rabbit dog. When I brought him home as an 8 week pup, he proceeded to attack my adult dogs. He still loved to hunt at 13 yo, even though his front legs would sometimes collapse and his nose plow into the dirt. Fat Freida was afraid of all men, except me,

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  • Ruger4me

    Many over the years, down to just one cat now a ginger called DeeGee for dumpters girl since that's where other half found her and the two dogs an old chiwawa mix called Pepe and the newer still growing spookie pit mix that is usually called "stop that you @$#@ or something else that would get censored if I typed... still love em all though...

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  • Floyd621

    I call my dog Thor big doofy.. especially when he carries in another Raccoon or young Bobcat.. I've had to bury way to many...

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  • SW0320

    My grandfathers beagle was called HOBO because he looked like he was always homeless.

    We have not named any animals many crazy names. Current cat is Harley and that was because we got him and his brother at the same time and called his brother Willie G.

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  • KL

    We have a very squishy cat named Piper. He also goes by Fatty, Fatty pork chop, Fatty bean dip, Fatty pot pie, and pretty much any other two word food item.

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  • William81

    Our cat has Martha Washington on her vet file. She farted a lot when she was a kitten, so I often call her Martha Fart when I talk to her..

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