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Five Jars of Duke's

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  • austin20

    Yesterday was Star Wars Day: May the 4th ( be with you)

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  • Bubba Jr.

    And tomorrow is Saturday. 😀

    Joe

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  • Toolman286

    This could turn into a Duke's, Hellmann's or Miracle Whip thread.

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  • cbxjeff

    Not again, Toolman286.

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  • Brookwood

    I was just thinking due to DIGESTIVE REASONING that THEY should move May the Forth Be With You to the day after Cinco de Mayo. 😲

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  • William81

    Mircle Whip has my vote if this is a poll thread 🙃

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  • jimdeere

    I'll drink to that.

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  • Rocky Raab

    I hope it doesn't turn into a mayo flinging contest. Spread what you like, fellas.

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  • Brookwood

    Just remember that mayonnaise\salad dressing stains are very hard to wash out of your favorite T- Shirt or Hoody.

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  • Merlinnv12

    Anybody remember this? “ a sandwich just isn’t a sandwich without Miracle Whip”.

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  • Lady Rae

    Miracle Whip? Yuck. Mayonnaise yuck.

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  • KL

    Eat all 5 jars and you'll end up at the mayo clinic.

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  • hillbille
    KL: 30164559484059/comments/30164572203419

    Eat all 5 jars and you'll end up at the mayo clinic.

    and it would be a miracle if you whip the symptoms............

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  • Rocky Raab

    Actually, I DID end up in the Mayo Clinic back in November after I passed out in Phoenix. It was my first ride in an "amberlamps" and that's where they took me.

    Anyway, I regret that my punned thread title turned into a mayo flinging contest. Except that I do in fact prefer Duke's. Told the wife that we'd go out for some Mexican chow today. (Ogden has at least one Mexican and one Chinese joint in every block, seems like.)

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  • Tflogger

    When the end times come it will be a fight between mayo and miracle whip and between toilet paper over and under people.

    Invest in mustard and Japanese toilets.

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  • KL
    Tflogger: 30164559484059/comments/30164566380059

    When the end times come it will be a fight between mayo and miracle whip and between toilet paper over and under people.

    Invest in mustard and Japanese toilets.

    Mustard and toilets? There must be a Grey Poopon joke there somewhere…..

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  • Toolman286

    They put mayo on EVERYTHING here in sw Va. We've learned to say, "NO Mayo."

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  • Butchdog3

    Titanic was loaded with tons of Mayonaise.When it hit the iceberg, walah, "Sinko de mayo".

    I to prefer Miracle Whip. Couple pieces of light breead and slathered with "whip" made after school snack.

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  • He Dog

    Huh? Duke's what?

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  • Rocky Raab

    Duke's is a brand of mayonnaise popular (almost exclusive to any other brand) in the South and now distributed in most states. It's slogan is "It's got twang!" and indeed it does have a zing to it. Look for it and see for yourself.

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  • austin20

    Apple cider vinegar not white vinegar and no sugar gives it that twang

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