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JOKE!! What do you call a drummer with no girl friend??

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9 comments

  • NeoBlackdog

    Do you know how to tell if the stage you're playing on is level?

    The drummer's drooling out of both sides of his mouth evenly!

    3
  • KL

    What does a drummer use for birth control?

    His personality.

    6
  • toad67

    Single?

    3
  • kannoneer

    Normal?

    I used to play drums.

    3
  • waltermoe

    A brother in law living in your basement.

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  • Brookwood

    "This Is Spinal Tap!!" 😲

    https://youtu.be/cxUWJbhz98c

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  • KL
    kannoneer: 30130326692635/comments/30130327210011

    Normal?

    I used to play drums.

    I still play. Recently bought a Roland electronic kit so I can play without disturbing the whole neighborhood. :)

    3
  • chme

    Q. What do you do with someone that can't play an instrument?

    A. Give them 2 sticks, put them in Percussion.


    Q. What if they can't play the drums?

    A. Take one stick away, stand them in front of the band.

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  • Merlinnv12

    “Dead Stick”

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