Obama didn't like his cookbook
According to George Eaton News and Reports
STATE POLICE REFUSE TO IDENTIFY 'SECOND PADDLEBOARDER'
"This is the last person to see Tafari alive," said a CSI expert. "It's a crucial witness.
The fact they are withholding their identity in a 'accidental' death case smells of coverup."
RESCUE PERSONNEL RETRIEVING TAFARI CAMPBELL'S BODY SAY THEY OBSERVED BLUNT FORCE INJURIES TO HIS HEAD
"His face was all messed up like he was in a brawl with someone," said a member of the Edgartown fire department under condition their name not be used.
According To Massachusetts State Police Sources Obama May Have Been Giving Tafari Campbell Paddleboard Lessons At The Time Of The Drowning.
RESCUERS SURPRISED TO FIND TAFARI CAMPBELL WEARING SNEAKERS AND SOCKS
According to well placed sources he wasn't in a wetsuit or swimming trunks.
"He was in a Tshirt and board shorts and looked more like a picnicker than a paddleboarder."
OBAMA'S ALIBI WEAKENS
In a carefully worded statement his office now admits he was on Martha's Vineyard but not 'at home' when Tafari Campbell drowned.
"That's as good as admitting Obama was the second paddleboarder. He wasn't home cause he was on the water!" Said a CSI expert.
AN INSIDE SOURCE CLAIMS OBAMA CHANGED INTO DRY CLOTHES BEFORE RESCUE CREWS AND POLICE ARRIVED ON THE SCENE
INSIDE SOURCES DESCRIBE FRANTIC SCENE AT OBAMA'S HOME THE EVENING OF TAFARI'S DEATH
"Barack was visibly shaking and highly distraught," said the source under strict conditions of anonymity.
"His voice was cracking as he frantically made calls. He was in dry clothes by then."
TAFARI'S 'TELL ALL' COOKBOOK PROJECT CANCELLED
Publishing sources say Campbell was working on a recipe book 'with a twist' when he suddenly drowned.
"He was going to dish some dirt out on the clients he worked for as well as disclose their eating habits."
CAMPBELL'S COOKBOOK FROM HELL
According to publishing sources Tafari was ready to expose some embarrassing details about the Obama's.
... and he and Michelle almost never ate together even at the White House"
Obama's Deny They Were At Martha's Vineyard The Day Tafari Campbell Drowned
According to inside sources they put together an airtight alibi.
According to well placed sources Obama managed to talk Sharise out of granting permission for an autopsy. The same sources tell iSN the call lasted well over an hour.
1. Barack & Michelle present when their chef drowned.
2. Tafari Campbell had blunt force trauma.
3. Medical Examiner called off the autopsy.
4. Barack whereabouts still unknown.
5. Tafari was found in 8 feet of water with life vest.
6. Obama begged to call off autopsy
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Nothing to see just move along ..just ask Hillary
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the usual
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Not sure how much of that is true or just internet twaddle. But since there is nothing the Obamas will not and have not lied about...
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Wow!
(Okay) Here is a stupid question. Where was Obama's SS detail when all this was going down?
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Barack and his “wife”. Probably the most racist first family ever
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He got Clintoned. Now he sleeps with the fishes.
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If Clinton enemies get "Arkancided" does that mean Obama's get "Kenyacided"?
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Wow 😳
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Wow!
(Okay) Here is a stupid question. Where was Obama's SS detail when all this was going down?
Dishin out the blunt force trauma. Obama couldn't do it alone.
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It's Michael's job to deliver the blows.
Wait for it...
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Interesting you say that montanajoe. One of the 1st thoughts I had on reading this, was "No way would Obama be able to throw a beating, on a much younger guy like that." 🤔
He's a skinny little pampered dude.
*This story should be hitting National News.
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Interesting you say that montanajoe. One of the 1st thoughts I had on reading this, was "No way would Obama be able to throw a beating, on a much younger guy like that." 🤔
He's a skinny little pampered dude.
*This story should be hitting National News.
Should be. Won't be. DJT is the only news that matters.
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Trumps murder trial will be announced shortly. He gets tried for everything else.
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Blunt force trauma mainly to the back of the head. Probably suicide. Where was clinton at the time?
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ok
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The cook was about to spill the beans.
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The Obama's wouldn't have the courage to step on a roach. They would hire out any dirty deeds.
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Have not heard one little bit about this, except for here.
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My source for news headlines is Citizens Free Press. They have covered it.
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A cookbook with an added tell-all?
"Page 47: Cedar Plank Salmon."
"Page 113: Michelle can hang a shower curtain without using her hands, which is why Barack now has scoliosis."
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Uncle Ben? Is dat you?
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