Friday Funny

Brookwood

October 27, 2023 10:16

Can’t believe what I saw in McDonald’s today. An old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink.

He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife.

He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.

He took a sip of the drink , his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger , the people around them were looking over and whispering.

Obviously they were thinking , 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'

As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said , they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything..

People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.

Again , the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No , thank you , we are used to sharing everything.'

Finally , as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin , the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'

She answered

'THE TEETH'.

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  44pinshooter

  October 27, 2023 19:08

  Ohhhh........That's bad, but funny!

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  Okie743

  October 27, 2023 19:45

  I seen on a menu at rib-crib few days ago SHAREABLES.

  I asked the waitress what was the meaning of that.

  She indicated order one and share the order.

  I asked, Do we all have to share the same spoon?

  She was nice and asked, where are you from?

  I asked why do you ask, she said in a nice way, are you from Arkansas, you sound like maybe a Arkie.

  I said No, but I was born close to Arkansas and that I cannot share my meal because I growl and bite if someone tries to get close to my food.

  I'm thinking, If price of groc keeps going up I might have to ask others in the restaurant if they would like to split the cost on a shareable meal. (and think about such when I cast my vote for the next POTUS)

  Might even suggest that they open up a SHAREABLE LANE FOR PEOPLE, something like a car pool lane.

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  austin20

  October 27, 2023 19:52

  Biting humor

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