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He Stole 16 Tons of Chicken

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  • KL

    You stole 16 tons, and what do ya get? If ya voted for a Democrat you don't have to fret.

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  • mike55
    KL: 30003605054747/comments/30003605114907

    You stole 16 tons, and what do ya get? If ya voted for a Democrat you don't have to fret.

    Another day older and deeper in JAIL! Or at least he should be.

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    I didn't mean nuffin by it. Y'all is persecuting me. πŸ€”

    No, we are Prosecuting you. πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‚


    *A Criminal Mastermind there. πŸ™„

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  • KL


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  • NeoBlackdog

    There are so many jokes teed up here that I just don't know where to start! All of them would be in poor taste, of course, but there's a lot of 'em!

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  • allen griggs

    I don't think Mr. Thomas thought this through. I drove the big rig for 8 years, so I know how this works.

    Delivering a load of chicken he will do a live unload. He would have driven to the terminal there in suburban Atlanta. He would open the trailer doors and back up to the dock. They are going to unload him with a fork lift. The fork lift guy looks into the truck, and there is supposed to be 41,000 pounds of chicken. 41,000 pounds, maybe 43,000 pounds tops, is all the big truck can haul. This trailer was full. But 33,000 pounds of chicken are missing!

    Christopher Thomas got a lot of 'splainin to do.

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  • Brookwood

    Don't know where all those chickens went but Popeyes Chicken joint is having a buy one, get one free deal going on for Black Fryday Week! 😲

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  • Lady Rae

    He really Fowled that up...

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    I'm giving you The Bird. (16 Tons worth.)


    Take That...................................................πŸ‘πŸ˜

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  • Junkballer

    I'm surprised he didn't sell the truck and keep the chicken for a Thomas family reunion. He might have gotten away with that. πŸ˜€

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  • jimdeere

    πŸ˜€

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^And That^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    @jimdeere, is where we are at.

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  • Lady Rae

    He'll sure be sent to the coop for this one.

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  • asop

    I remember a song about "Sixteen Tons of # 9 Coal"! Who sang that?

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  • Grasshopper
    asop: 30003605054747/comments/30003621114523

    I remember a song about "Sixteen Tons of # 9 Coal"! Who sang that?

    Tennessee Earnie

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  • waltermoe

    Watermelon

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  • Junkballer

    Did Tennessee Earnie Ford sell 16 tons of stolen chickens too ?..........................................................πŸ˜€

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  • yoshmyster
    jimdeere: 30003605054747/comments/30003606981787

    https://us.v-cdn.net/6031683/uploads/YKY4I3X30FTH/download-jpeg-16.jpg

    πŸ˜€

    If dude was white it wouldn't have been so stereo type. Man dude's gonna be the joke in the pen.

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  • Ditch-Runner

    No comment I could make that would pass the P.C. test so I will just let it go

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  • KenK/84Bravo

    What did he possibly think he would say, when asked/confronted with the fact that the trailer load of Chicken he had signed for was missing?

    Sheer Genius.

    *Wile E. Coyote level genius

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  • Oakie


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  • Ruger4me

    The guy and his family wanting to profit off of his dumb attempt is stupid imho. but all the comments seem to not be not helping, they just race baiting and I've read enough. Closed! We are a gun group here not a bunch of people feeding the racist lie that all people of a particular color are against other people of a different tint than us. Stop this crap!.

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