12 days of Christmas, Gunbroker style
I finally found it! This is one that I posted a couple of years ago as "Lock Stock & Darryl". I hope you enjoy reading it again.
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...
twelve packs of bacon
eleven Donalds Trumping
ten ammo boxes
nine hammers banning
eight shots of whiskey
seven * a- *ing
six guns a blazin'
five stars for meeeeeeeeee......
four Glock 19's
three shotguns
two 45s
And...
a country that's Democrat free............
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Merry Christmas, you gun totin' savages! 😁
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Merry Christmas Kevin!!
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Worls class to all, and to all clam down,,,,,,
Merry Christmas to everyone, lurkers and all
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Maybe you should have had only seven shots of whiskey...
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Or two fingers...
In the bottom of a wash tub.
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Great list. 😁
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Those are good lines right there! Any chance you could sing that and make a recording fer us?
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Horse Plains Drifter: 29993156205595/comments/29993191951259
Those are good lines right there! Any chance you could sing that and make a recording fer us?
Careful what you wish for, HPD! You might get recruited into Kevin's Christmas Choir.
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Me in a Choir?? I'm pretty sure there's a law against that.
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There should be more Glock 19s.
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Horse Plains Drifter: 29993156205595/comments/29993191951259
Those are good lines right there! Any chance you could sing that and make a recording fer us?
Such a recording would deserve more than 9 hammers banning!
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Horse Plains Drifter: 29993156205595/comments/29993179801371
Me in a Choir?? I'm pretty sure there's a law against that.
Is it a law of physics?
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I think Kevin deserves a promote for his....er ...uh...whatever this is..
Merry Christmas and Happy Festivus
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