Hot Momma walks up to me sitting at my computer. "How do my new jeans look??" I said turn around!
All you cowards would have lied wouldn't you!!๐
My response was "Oh Hell no!! Those are nasty!!"
Her response was "What's wrong with them??"
Needless to say, only the correct response is going to save your fanny at this point!!
"Baby, those make your cute little behind size 2/4 look like a very uncute 8/10."
She looked at me for a moment, went and changed, came back out and said I will return them. "Let's go." It surprises me but she actually listens to my opinion. But then I have much better taste than she does. She hates it when I say this but it is VERY true!!
As I like to tell her, I have this young (In relation to me), beautiful wife. You have an old crippled up husband. Who has the best taste??
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Didn't go with the "it'll look better on the floor in a pile" cue in the bonchika bow wow musac. Or "PHAT".
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Reminds me of an old TV commercial where Honest Abe at the Whitehouse is asked by his wife Mary "Does this dress make me look fat?"
Ole Abe with a very blank look on his face just looks at the camera and says nothing!
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No it's not the Jeans that make your Butt look big, it's your Butt. ๐ค
Then run. ๐โโ๏ธ
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Good for you .
Being honest minot always be the right answer but best to not lie
my wife would never ask me That question
We both know the answer so why ask
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ONLY thing Oprah Winfrey said that I agree with:
It's not the jeans that make me look fat- it's the biscuits and gravy!
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That's how I handle those things too.
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I'm always honest with her when she ask. Then I run into the other room and lock the door. My wife has horrible taste in clothes. She tries to look like an old maid.
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Lord have mercy Oakie. For your personal health and safety make real sure Donna isn't looking over your shoulder!!!
Looking like an old maid?? She see's that and you better start sleeping with both eyes open!!๐
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