I stole this joke but it's great!!!!
Darryl was planning a trip to Mexico. He said to his brother, Junior, "I don't know how to speak Spanish. What should I do?"
Junior said, "Just talk slowly. It will all be fine". Darryl was relieved.
When he arrived in Mexico, Darryl went to the bar to get a drink.
"I'd.....like.....a.....beer.....please"
And the server went away and got one. He set it on the table.
Darryl said, "Thank.....you."
The server said, "You're.....welcome. Where.....are.....you.....from?"
Darryl said, "I'm.....from.....America"
The server said, "Really?.....I'm.....from.....America.....too!"
And then Darryl said, "Then.....why.....are.....we.....speaking.....Spanish???"
I changed the names but all credit to Seamus Kennedy, Irish folk singer and hilarious guy!
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No, No it's not. Don
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dcon12: 29952221207835/comments/29952202362139
No, No it's not. Don
I'm with Don. It does not appear to be stolen.
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Don't quit your day job, Kevin.
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Joke Must have lost a lot in translation
But keep trying
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jimdeere: 29952221207835/comments/29952217585691
Don't quit your day job, Kevin.
...jokes are just his,,,side hustle
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So, where's the joke?
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Return that stolen joke for a refund.
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One I stole...
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π€£π
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π
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Rocky Raab: 29952221207835/comments/29952203823387
One I stole...
https://us.v-cdn.net/6031683/uploads/OJGIQ05Y2KAY/5rae46h.jpg
that is a moldy oldie
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If you stole that the owner isn't looking for it.
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Kevin_L, just remember the saying....some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue π
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