Quirky country song lines
- I got tears in my ears from lying on my back cryin'over you.
- I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
- She got the ring I got the finger.
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Don't remember if it's country but… Drop kick me, Jesus, through the goal posts of life.
Also, similar to no. 3… She got the gold mine, I got the shaft. Jerry Reed
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Thank God and Greyhound she's gone!
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Now I was standin' by the highway with the rain runnin' through my shoes
With the sittin' by the road side wishin' I was inside Continental Trailways blues
I got the wishin' I was downtown waitin' on a Greyhound -
Continental Trailways blues0 -
I was drunk the day my momma got out of prison
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"I wish I had your happiness
And you had a do-wacka-do
Wacka do, wacka-do, wacka-do"
So many Roger Miller lines, so little time!6 -
You Can't Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd………….😄
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That Jerry Reed song gets my vote.
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Neo black dog
Beat me I had ready to post I just never hit post oh well
Reguardless of who posted its a classic LOL
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Here's a quarter. Call someone who cares.
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I bought the shoes that just walked out on me .
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Mississippi Squirrel Revival - Ray Steven's
You know Harv hit the aisles dancin' and screamin'
Some thought he had religion, others thought he had a demon
And Harv thought he had a Weed Eater loose in his Fruit-of-the-Looms
He fell to his knees to plead and beg
And that squirrel ran out of his britches leg
Unobserved, to the other side of the room0 -
Then there's almost anything by Robert Earl Keen…
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk
At our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch
And homemade eggnog
Little sister brought her new boyfriend
He was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him
Until he sang, "Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad"9 -
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me 😁
moms got her boobs out come on kids time to leave
how do you do my name is Sue and I am going to kill you
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Thank God and Greyhound she's gone!
Ya' beat me to it!
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"We just smiled and waived, sitt'n on that sack of seeds" Jim Stafford's Wild Wood Weed.
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He left me at the Rio Grande,he left me for a man.
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'I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison.'
David Allen Coe, 'The Perfect Country Song'.
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” I once spent three days lost on the Cloverleaf”
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"Get your tongue out of my mouth, I'm trying to kiss you good bye"………………….😲
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All my exes live in Texas…..
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I only talk to God when I need a favor
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"When you're Hot you're Hot"……………Jerry Reed, 😛
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Toby Keith- “I’ll never smoke weed with Willie again”
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"Polk salad Annie, the gators got your granny
Everybody said it was a shame
Because her momma was a workin' on the chain gang..." Tony Joe White (Elvis also covered)0 -
My not have been country-western but "I got a rose between my toes from walking thru the hothouse to you baby"
She's acting single & I'm drinking doubles!
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"you picked a fine time to leave me Lucille ..
" four hungry children and the crops in the field "
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"You Were only a Splinter as I slid Down the Bannister of Life"
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”Tequila makes her clothes fall off…”
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"Jose Cuervo, you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime…"
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She was tall and she was limber
And her timber she was fine
But her lips were poison oak and turpentine
She was seasoned, I was green
Yes, my darling lumber queen
Wound me round her finger like a clinging vine
Now I hang around the shack
Just a lonesome lumberjack
Might have known her heart was wooden from the start
When she smashed away her charms
There was splinters in my arms
She made toothpicks of the timber of my heartWhen she rolled me down that hill and she run me through the mill
She made toothpicks of the timber of my heart0
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