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English Language Oxymorons

Brookwood

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  • Brookwood

    Anybody ever notice when you make a new post that there are always 2 views that show up right out of the gate?? 😯

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  • waltermoe

    Yes I have noticed that. I just figured it was the computer viewing and editing the post for words that shouldn’t be used, then rechecking a second time. But then again I always lead a moving target a little more when using lead bullets.

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  • Rocky Raab

    Those are homonyms, not oxymorons. An oxymoron is a self-contradictory phrase, like "first annual".

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  • BobJudy

    When I woke up this morning and through off my light blanket, it wasn't very light outside yet so I used a match to light my lantern before I did my light morning exercises. I do those exercises because regarding my health, I have seen the light. Bob

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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator
    Brookwood: 29742887554331/comments/29742861264795

    Anybody ever notice when you make a new post that there are always 2 views that show up right out of the gate?? 😯

    One is system, auto censor. Approvals get posted, rejects get sent to the MOD-Q and do not publish.

    The other is the OP.

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  • He Dog
    Rocky Raab: 29742887554331/comments/29742887736347

    Those are homonyms, not oxymorons. An oxymoron is a self-contradictory phrase, like "first annual".

    Or military intelligence.

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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator

    Yabba dabba dooo has always been a favorite

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  • KL

    I’m cooking up some bittersweet jumbo shrimp tonight.

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  • Merlinnv12

    I still think it is farther to New York than by boat!

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  • forgemonkey

    “it's getting late early” ,,,,,,, Yogi

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  • elubsme

    "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog". ASDF ;LKJ. Learned meself dat in 1961.

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  • Don McManus

    President Biden

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  • chiefr
    Don McManus: 29742887554331/comments/29742893649179

    President Biden

    Don, the op was about oxymorons, not morons.

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  • Rocky Raab

    One might argue (actually millions do) that since his election was faked, the phrase "President Biden" is in fact an oxymoron.

    But politics is wisely verboten here, so I'll drop it.

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  • austin20

    Government intelligence, or better yet NASA intelligence

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  • Merlinnv12

    A smart blonde!

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  • jimdeere

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  • montanajoe
    • Community moderator

    Same difference

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  • Mobuck

    This displays the value of a real education.

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  • allen griggs

    Fat Free Half n Half?

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