J. Peterman Co is real.

Somehow I got a catalog from them. I thought it was a fictional dude/company on "Seinfeld". Kind a like Sundance catalog. Pricey crap unlike Vermont Country Store Catalog which is more to my liking. One of these days I will order a Night Shirt and Cap with Tassel. I'll make that look good.

I wonder if Orvis sold my name? That's what I get for ordering Barbour can of wax. All y'alls know I'm not fancy. I don't care what anyone told you. They're lying.