This is why people get neck tattoos.....UPS driver kissed the top of my head!

Locust Fork · August 07, 2024 00:31

I swear…..I KNOW….when II caused a situation.

I've said "oh crap" a time or two (or twenty)) times in my head.

You know when you're Southern, female, smiling, and said more than three sentences to a stranger……they've got the wrong idea. So, I'm pretty aware of the "temp of the room" when I'm dealing with people.

Which is why I was freaking shocked when the UPS driver gave me the little side hug today and kissed the top of my head. I was looking at a few picks on his phone of his daughter's wedding….they were ADORABLE…I tell him how sweet they were, he grabs me and gives that side hug you do and smacks my head…..like I'm either his grandma or the sexiest woman he's ever laid eyes on….who knows which? It doesn't matter.

I'm reliving the time I over-tipped at Longhorns. It was two days before Christmas and I did the $100 tip you do if its a special occation. The next thing you know this woman is trying to give me the spa level shoulder massage. I am NOT ok with people touching me…..which is strange if you knew how much I hug people. If I know you for a while I'm sorry, I'm hugging you….but Longhorns waitress massages are off the table…..I'm sorry.

I feel like if I had the whole neck tattoo thing going on this wouldn't be an issue! :)

This is why people get neck tattoos.....UPS driver kissed the top of my head!

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